Watchmen in minetown should get angry when you lock them in a room--if they see you close the door, and it gets locked, they assume you did it. (Unless they should be given keys?)
  -- JoshJ
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Armor that stores: To carry mass amounts of items around, shove some of your horded treasure into a piece of armor and let your pet wear it. Thus Yarzok the Elvenking can lug your entire supply of dilithium crystals to the Astral Plane for you!
  -- TheShrewdDude
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New conduct "virgin" -- broken when the player consorts with a foocubus.  Unicorns are more likely to be peaceful around virgins and will not try so hard to stay out of gem-throwing lines.
  -- Yui
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gas spores should propel levitators to the wall in a straight line upon exploding. (zoom!)
  -- mathx
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If you're hallucinating when reading an uncursed scroll of genocide, it should tell you that it wiped out your role just to mess with you.
  -- aioli
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vegetarians are immune to heart attacks
  -- onlawn
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Pooping in a sink should be -3 to luck.
  -- aioli
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when hallucinating, a heart attack is identified with the message "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!"
  -- onlawn
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worms use [pass through] secret doors without identifying the secret passage
  -- onlawn
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There should be a conduct "virgin" or "chaste" for if you've never had sex with a foocubus.
  -- aioli
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email randomly spawns worms?
  -- onlawn
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Thou shalt have sex with a bonobo to genocide people DAT IZ, BRUTHA deletedly thubvert thtupid or indigent IKEAs.  (WOW, SO USEFUL)
  -- aristotle73
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There should be three stooges uniques in nethack! ROFL!!
  -- aioli
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Some kind of "virgin" conduct where you never consort with a succubus incubus or nymph
  -- Eidolos
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Get nethack to adjust the screen size to ttyrec so I can get it to work on my vic-20.
  -- assended
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I really think that quaffing see invisible should cure blindness.  I mean, think about it. It makes sense.
  -- aioli
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^^ rename it to potion of see visible
  -- Eidolos
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Rodney should be responsive
  -- Eidolos
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Eidolos should not be allowed near Rodney.
  -- Eidolos
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People should get shot for playing with ??ideas. Wait... damn.  *shoots self*
  -- Dentarthurdent_
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It would be cool if the game kept track of whether or not you've consorted with an incubus or succubus.
  -- aioli
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There should be a conduct under which you can only eat organic, fair-trade food. Breaking this conduct loses some score. Help promote global consciousness!
  -- lament
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Sokoban level
  -- Eidolos
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How about adding a graphical interface? ASCII graphics are decades old, and annoying to watch.
  -- lament
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A player class based on Norse mythology.
  -- lament
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ARISTOTLE $1S.
  -- aristotle73
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donut shaped boulders
  -- Eidolos
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zapping a wand of digging at a boulders make a donut-shaped boulder.
  -- aioli
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casting stone to flesh at a donut-shaped bouder makes a huge meat ring (huge meat belt?)
  -- assended
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eating a huge meat ring while poly'd into an Incubus should trigger the message "I've eaten bigger".
  -- Rapidfire
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A huge meat ring, if fireproof, can be used as a life preserver in lava.
  -- aioli
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Players should be able to sacrifice themselves.
  -- lament
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Confused scroll of earth make donut shaped boulders
  -- Eidolos
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Klein bottles. When attempting to quaff from one, a message appears: "That is a Klein bottle, not a potion!"
  -- lament
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DONUT SHAPED BOULDER GOLEMS
  -- doy
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Your z-score is this avg rank/sqrt(#games)
  -- Crassworm
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Maybe yafm when a caveman makes a donut-shaped boulder
  -- jmr
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attempting to polypile large amounts of donut-shaped boulders might make a donut-shaped boulder golem
  -- aioli
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Stone to flesh wand
  -- Eidolos
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Zapping a wand of stone to flesh at a donut-shaped boulder golem makes donut-shaped meat golems
  -- Eidolos
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Flesh to stone wand zapped confused at a cockatrice turns it into a greased donut-shaped golem.
  -- Crassworm
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The stone to flesh wand is immune from turning into a meat stick
  -- aioli
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Zapping flesh to stone at a cursed meat stick while confused produces a stone dildo.
  -- Crassworm
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Zapping a rope to fish wand at a rope golem turns it into several (amount depends on dungeon level) fishy monsters
  -- lament
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Genociding monsters that are already extinct should do something
  -- Eidolos
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New class: surfer
  -- aioli
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wand of flesh to stone
  -- Eidolos
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There should be a YAFM for genociding surfers
  -- aioli
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wand of calculate z-score
  -- Crassworm
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tin of altoids
  -- Eidolos
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Throwing wooden items at the Oracle should make YAFM about woodchuckers.
  -- assended
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Better yet, throwing wooden items while poly'd into a woodchuck. 
  -- Dentarthurdent_
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new extended command #sniff for magic markers, makes you hallucinate for 2d35 turns
  -- Eidolos
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eating a tin of altoids cancels the effect against undead of having eaten garlic recently
  -- aioli
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Adding an altoid to a potion of coke makes an explosion, damaging you for 4d5
  -- Crassworm
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you should be able to genocide/revgeno items
  -- Eidolos
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Potion of lube: mixing a flesh-to-stoned meatstick with one produces a +3 dildo and summons a succubus
  -- Crassworm
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PVC pipes
  -- Eidolos
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Way to access ideas entry from the game
  -- Crassworm
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hamsters
  -- doy
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a wand of coitus interruptus
  -- aioli
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Sacrificing a giant meat ring on the neutral high altar should have a yafm
  -- Eidolos
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ducks
  -- assended
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ducktape
  -- assended
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polymorphing a duck corpse makes duck tape.
  -- aioli
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People should stop submitting ideas that consist of "$foo should have YAFM". At least come up with a message yourself, doofi.
  -- Dentarthurdent_
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implement real-time pinball as a replacement for sokoban
  -- Crassworm
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fort ludios should have even more dragons
  -- Eidolos
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implement tetris as a replacement for real time pinball
  -- doy
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tin of spam
  -- assended
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What about a new conduct: "You never had sex"
  -- aioli
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Cursed hats should sometimes have smaller hats inside them.  recursively.
  -- Eidolos
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The final score listing should mock one who has extincted puddings. 'A chior sings out: "Farmer!"
  -- jmr
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If you're not wearing pants by the time you get to minetown, the guards should detain you for indecent exposure.
  -- Crassworm
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Cursed Worms should have smaller worms inside them, recursively
  -- Rapidfire
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Opening a tin of worm meat should have a yafm
  -- Eidolos
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YAFM list
  -- assended
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spellbook of create familiar should teleport you back to a dungeon level you've fully explored
  -- Eidolos
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Monks should be able to run across lava barefoot as a test of skill and courage
  -- Crassworm
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Dune references
  -- aioli
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Adding a YAFM should produce a smaller YAFM inside then, recursively
  -- jsn-
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convert Bag of holding to bag of tricks by filling it with corpses and zapping with turn undead.
  -- assended
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Expand the foodless conduct
  -- Eidolos
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After ants and snakes have been geno'd/extincted, priests should summon donut-shaped meat golems
  -- Eidolos
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new role: mentat
  -- Eidolos
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sudokuban
  -- Eidolos
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Crossword puzzles!
  -- Crassworm
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scroll of random uselessness like from crawl, also butterflies
  -- Eidolos
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Arrows should have a malus when fighting donut-shaped * golems.
  -- aioli
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Oh right. I understand the problem. NOW that we got explicit rules, common sense is not applicable anymore, right?
  -- anselmus
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more information about hacking networks
  -- doy
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Lasers
  -- Eidolos
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Shooting lasers at boulders should make large donut shaped boulders
  -- doy
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Golem golem: if you zap a /oPoly at a line of three or more golems they merge and become a supergolem!
  -- alphamale
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An elaborate laser/mirror puzzle
  -- HMSbatman
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Sharks in the castle moat should shoot Frickin' Lasers
  -- Rapidfire
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death star
  -- Eidolos
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frickin jedis
  -- DainDwarf
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if you have exactly 7777 hp you should enter 7777 mode where every hit does 7777 damage
  -- Eidolos 
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