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diff --git a/fortune-mod/.local/share/fortune/ideas b/fortune-mod/.local/share/fortune/ideas new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4733e08 --- /dev/null +++ b/fortune-mod/.local/share/fortune/ideas @@ -0,0 +1,297 @@ +Watchmen in minetown should get angry when you lock them in a room--if they see you close the door, and it gets locked, they assume you did it. (Unless they should be given keys?) + -- JoshJ +% +Armor that stores: To carry mass amounts of items around, shove some of your horded treasure into a piece of armor and let your pet wear it. Thus Yarzok the Elvenking can lug your entire supply of dilithium crystals to the Astral Plane for you! + -- TheShrewdDude +% +New conduct "virgin" -- broken when the player consorts with a foocubus. Unicorns are more likely to be peaceful around virgins and will not try so hard to stay out of gem-throwing lines. + -- Yui +% +gas spores should propel levitators to the wall in a straight line upon exploding. (zoom!) + -- mathx +% +If you're hallucinating when reading an uncursed scroll of genocide, it should tell you that it wiped out your role just to mess with you. + -- aioli +% +vegetarians are immune to heart attacks + -- onlawn +% +Pooping in a sink should be -3 to luck. + -- aioli +% +when hallucinating, a heart attack is identified with the message "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!" + -- onlawn +% +worms use [pass through] secret doors without identifying the secret passage + -- onlawn +% +There should be a conduct "virgin" or "chaste" for if you've never had sex with a foocubus. + -- aioli +% +email randomly spawns worms? + -- onlawn +% +Thou shalt have sex with a bonobo to genocide people DAT IZ, BRUTHA deletedly thubvert thtupid or indigent IKEAs. (WOW, SO USEFUL) + -- aristotle73 +% +There should be three stooges uniques in nethack! ROFL!! + -- aioli +% +Some kind of "virgin" conduct where you never consort with a succubus incubus or nymph + -- Eidolos +% +Get nethack to adjust the screen size to ttyrec so I can get it to work on my vic-20. + -- assended +% +I really think that quaffing see invisible should cure blindness. I mean, think about it. It makes sense. + -- aioli +% +^^ rename it to potion of see visible + -- Eidolos +% +Rodney should be responsive + -- Eidolos +% +Eidolos should not be allowed near Rodney. + -- Eidolos +% +People should get shot for playing with ??ideas. Wait... damn. *shoots self* + -- Dentarthurdent_ +% +It would be cool if the game kept track of whether or not you've consorted with an incubus or succubus. + -- aioli +% +There should be a conduct under which you can only eat organic, fair-trade food. Breaking this conduct loses some score. Help promote global consciousness! + -- lament +% +Sokoban level + -- Eidolos +% +How about adding a graphical interface? ASCII graphics are decades old, and annoying to watch. + -- lament +% +A player class based on Norse mythology. + -- lament +% +ARISTOTLE $1S. + -- aristotle73 +% +donut shaped boulders + -- Eidolos +% +zapping a wand of digging at a boulders make a donut-shaped boulder. + -- aioli +% +casting stone to flesh at a donut-shaped bouder makes a huge meat ring (huge meat belt?) + -- assended +% +eating a huge meat ring while poly'd into an Incubus should trigger the message "I've eaten bigger". + -- Rapidfire +% +A huge meat ring, if fireproof, can be used as a life preserver in lava. + -- aioli +% +Players should be able to sacrifice themselves. + -- lament +% +Confused scroll of earth make donut shaped boulders + -- Eidolos +% +Klein bottles. When attempting to quaff from one, a message appears: "That is a Klein bottle, not a potion!" + -- lament +% +DONUT SHAPED BOULDER GOLEMS + -- doy +% +Your z-score is this avg rank/sqrt(#games) + -- Crassworm +% +Maybe yafm when a caveman makes a donut-shaped boulder + -- jmr +% +attempting to polypile large amounts of donut-shaped boulders might make a donut-shaped boulder golem + -- aioli +% +Stone to flesh wand + -- Eidolos +% +Zapping a wand of stone to flesh at a donut-shaped boulder golem makes donut-shaped meat golems + -- Eidolos +% +Flesh to stone wand zapped confused at a cockatrice turns it into a greased donut-shaped golem. + -- Crassworm +% +The stone to flesh wand is immune from turning into a meat stick + -- aioli +% +Zapping flesh to stone at a cursed meat stick while confused produces a stone dildo. + -- Crassworm +% +Zapping a rope to fish wand at a rope golem turns it into several (amount depends on dungeon level) fishy monsters + -- lament +% +Genociding monsters that are already extinct should do something + -- Eidolos +% +New class: surfer + -- aioli +% +wand of flesh to stone + -- Eidolos +% +There should be a YAFM for genociding surfers + -- aioli +% +wand of calculate z-score + -- Crassworm +% +tin of altoids + -- Eidolos +% +Throwing wooden items at the Oracle should make YAFM about woodchuckers. + -- assended +% +Better yet, throwing wooden items while poly'd into a woodchuck. + -- Dentarthurdent_ +% +new extended command #sniff for magic markers, makes you hallucinate for 2d35 turns + -- Eidolos +% +eating a tin of altoids cancels the effect against undead of having eaten garlic recently + -- aioli +% +Adding an altoid to a potion of coke makes an explosion, damaging you for 4d5 + -- Crassworm +% +you should be able to genocide/revgeno items + -- Eidolos +% +Potion of lube: mixing a flesh-to-stoned meatstick with one produces a +3 dildo and summons a succubus + -- Crassworm +% +PVC pipes + -- Eidolos +% +Way to access ideas entry from the game + -- Crassworm +% +hamsters + -- doy +% +a wand of coitus interruptus + -- aioli +% +Sacrificing a giant meat ring on the neutral high altar should have a yafm + -- Eidolos +% +ducks + -- assended +% +ducktape + -- assended +% +polymorphing a duck corpse makes duck tape. + -- aioli +% +People should stop submitting ideas that consist of "$foo should have YAFM". At least come up with a message yourself, doofi. + -- Dentarthurdent_ +% +implement real-time pinball as a replacement for sokoban + -- Crassworm +% +fort ludios should have even more dragons + -- Eidolos +% +implement tetris as a replacement for real time pinball + -- doy +% +tin of spam + -- assended +% +What about a new conduct: "You never had sex" + -- aioli +% +Cursed hats should sometimes have smaller hats inside them. recursively. + -- Eidolos +% +The final score listing should mock one who has extincted puddings. 'A chior sings out: "Farmer!" + -- jmr +% +If you're not wearing pants by the time you get to minetown, the guards should detain you for indecent exposure. + -- Crassworm +% +Cursed Worms should have smaller worms inside them, recursively + -- Rapidfire +% +Opening a tin of worm meat should have a yafm + -- Eidolos +% +YAFM list + -- assended +% +spellbook of create familiar should teleport you back to a dungeon level you've fully explored + -- Eidolos +% +Monks should be able to run across lava barefoot as a test of skill and courage + -- Crassworm +% +Dune references + -- aioli +% +Adding a YAFM should produce a smaller YAFM inside then, recursively + -- jsn- +% +convert Bag of holding to bag of tricks by filling it with corpses and zapping with turn undead. + -- assended +% +Expand the foodless conduct + -- Eidolos +% +After ants and snakes have been geno'd/extincted, priests should summon donut-shaped meat golems + -- Eidolos +% +new role: mentat + -- Eidolos +% +sudokuban + -- Eidolos +% +Crossword puzzles! + -- Crassworm +% +scroll of random uselessness like from crawl, also butterflies + -- Eidolos +% +Arrows should have a malus when fighting donut-shaped * golems. + -- aioli +% +Oh right. I understand the problem. NOW that we got explicit rules, common sense is not applicable anymore, right? + -- anselmus +% +more information about hacking networks + -- doy +% +Lasers + -- Eidolos +% +Shooting lasers at boulders should make large donut shaped boulders + -- doy +% +Golem golem: if you zap a /oPoly at a line of three or more golems they merge and become a supergolem! + -- alphamale +% +An elaborate laser/mirror puzzle + -- HMSbatman +% +Sharks in the castle moat should shoot Frickin' Lasers + -- Rapidfire +% +death star + -- Eidolos +% +frickin jedis + -- DainDwarf +% +if you have exactly 7777 hp you should enter 7777 mode where every hit does 7777 damage + -- Eidolos +% |