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Perl users build small tools all day long. + -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com> +% +/* And you'll never guess what the dog had */ +/* in its mouth... */ + -- Larry Wall in stab.c from the perl source code +% +Because . doesn't match \n. [\0-\377] is the most efficient way to match +everything currently. Maybe \e should match everything. And \E would +of course match nothing. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <9847@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +Be consistent. + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +Besides, including <std_ice_cubes.h> is a fatal error on machines that +don't have it yet. Bad language design, there... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1991Aug22.220929.6857@netlabs.com> +% +Besides, it's good to force C programmers to use the toolbox occasionally. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1991May31.181659.28817@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov> +% +Besides, REAL computers have a rename() system call. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <7937@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +break; /* don't do magic till later */ + -- Larry Wall in stab.c from the perl source code +% +But you have to allow a little for the desire to evangelize when you +think you have good news. + -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com> +% +Chip Salzenberg sent me a complete patch to add System V IPC (msg, sem and +shm calls), so I added them. If that bothers you, you can always undefine +them in config.sh. :-) -- Larry Wall in <9384@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +/* dbmrefcnt--; */ /* doesn't work, rats */ + -- Larry Wall in hash.c from the perl source code +% +#define NULL 0 /* silly thing is, we don't even use this */ + -- Larry Wall in perl.c from the perl source code +% +#define SIGILL 6 /* blech */ + -- Larry Wall in perl.c from the perl source code +% +Does the same as the system call of that name. +If you don't know what it does, don't worry about it. + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page regarding chroot(2) +% +double value; /* or your money back! */ +short changed; /* so triple your money back! */ + -- Larry Wall in cons.c from the perl source code +% +Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is +paved with melting snowballs. + -- Larry Wall in <1992Jul2.222039.26476@netlabs.com> +% +echo "Congratulations. You aren't running Eunice." + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +echo "Hmmm...you don't have Berkeley networking in libc.a..." +echo "but the Wollongong group seems to have hacked it in." + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +echo "ICK, NOTHING WORKED!!! You may have to diddle the includes.";; + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +echo $package has manual pages available in source form. +echo "However, you don't have nroff, so they're probably useless to you." + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +echo "Your stdio isn't very std." + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +#else /* !STDSTDIO */ /* The big, slow, and stupid way */ + -- Larry Wall in str.c from the perl source code +% +[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled +programming...] + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +Even if you aren't in doubt, consider the mental welfare of the person who +has to maintain the code after you, and who will probably put parens in +the wrong place. -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +"Help save the world!" -- Larry Wall in README +% +Hey, I had to let awk be better at *something*... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1991Nov7.200504.25280@netlabs.com>1 +% +I already have too much problem with people thinking the efficiency of +a perl construct is related to its length. On the other hand, I'm +perfectly capable of changing my mind next week... :-) --lwall +% +I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <10502@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +I dunno, I dream in Perl sometimes... + -- Larry Wall in <8538@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +If I allowed "next $label" then I'd also have to allow "goto $label", +and I don't think you really want that... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1991Mar11.230002.27271@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov> +% +If I don't document something, it's usually either for a good reason, +or a bad reason. In this case it's a good reason. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1992Jan17.005405.16806@netlabs.com> +% +"I find this a nice feature but it is not according to the documentation. +Or is it a BUG?" +"Let's call it an accidental feature. :-)" + -- Larry Wall in <6909@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +if (instr(buf,sys_errlist[errno])) /* you don't see this */ + -- Larry Wall in eval.c from the perl source code +% +if (rsfp = mypopen("/bin/mail root","w")) { /* heh, heh */ + -- Larry Wall in perl.c from the perl source code +% +If you consistently take an antagonistic approach, however, people are +going to start thinking you're from New York. :-) + -- Larry Wall to Dan Bernstein in <10187@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +If you want to program in C, program in C. It's a nice language. I +use it occasionally... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <7577@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +If you want to see useful Perl examples, we can certainly arrange to have +comp.lang.misc flooded with them, but I don't think that would help the +advance of civilization. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1992Mar5.180926.19041@netlabs.com> +% +If you want your program to be readable, consider supplying the argument. + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +I know it's weird, but it does make it easier to write poetry in perl. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <7865@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +I'll say it again for the logic impaired. + -- Larry Wall +% +I might be able to shoehorn a reference count in on top of the numeric +value by disallowing multiple references on scalars with a numeric value, +but it wouldn't be as clean. I do occasionally worry about that. --lwall +% +I'm sure that that could be indented more readably, but I'm scared of +the awk parser. + -- Larry Wall in <6849@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +In general, if you think something isn't in Perl, try it out, because it +usually is. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1991Jul31.174523.9447@netlabs.com> +% +In general, they do what you want, unless you want consistency. + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +Interestingly enough, since subroutine declarations can come anywhere, +you wouldn't have to put BEGIN {} at the beginning, nor END {} at the +end. Interesting, no? I wonder if Henry would like it. :-) --lwall +% +I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident. :-) + -- Larry Wall on s/foo/bar/eieio in <10911@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +"It is easier to port a shell than a shell script." + -- Larry Wall +% +It is, of course, written in Perl. Translation to C is left as an +exercise for the reader. :-) -- Larry Wall in <7448@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +It's all magic. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <7282@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +It's documented in The Book, somewhere... + -- Larry Wall in <10502@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +> (It's sorta like sed, but not. It's sorta like awk, but not. etc.) +Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative. + -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com> +% +It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers. :-) + -- Larry Wall regarding 10_000_000 in <11556@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +It won't be covered in the book. The source code has to be useful for +something, after all... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <10160@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +: I've heard that there is a shell (bourne or csh) to perl filter, does +: anyone know of this or where I can get it? +Yeah, you filter it through Tom Christiansen. :-) -- Larry Wall +% +: I've tried (in vi) "g/[a-z]\n[a-z]/s//_/"...but that doesn't +: cut it. Any ideas? (I take it that it may be a two-pass sort of solution). +In the first pass, install perl. :-) + -- Larry Wall <6849@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +I won't mention any names, because I don't want to get sun4's into +trouble... :-) -- Larry Wall in <11333@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +Just don't compare it with a real language, or you'll be unhappy... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1992May12.190238.5667@netlabs.com> +% +Just don't create a file called -rf. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <11393@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +last|perl -pe '$_ x=/(..:..)...(.*)/&&"'$1'"ge$1&&"'$1'"lt$2' +That's gonna be tough for Randal to beat... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1991Apr29.072206.5621@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov> +% +Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <6940@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +Let us be charitable, and call it a misleading feature :-) + -- Larry Wall in <2609@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov> +% +Lispers are among the best grads of the Sweep-It-Under-Someone-Else's-Carpet +School of Simulated Simplicity. [Was that sufficiently incendiary? :-)] + -- Larry Wall in <1992Jan10.201804.11926@netlabs.com +% +No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you didn't +want to know anyway... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1991Aug7.180856.2854@netlabs.com> +% +/* now make a new head in the exact same spot */ + -- Larry Wall in cons.c from the perl source code +% +OK, enough hype. + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +OOPS! You naughty creature! You didn't run Configure with sh! +I will attempt to remedy the situation by running sh for you... + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so +consider picking the most readable one. + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +Perl itself is usually pretty good about telling you what you shouldn't +do. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <11091@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +Perl programming is an *empirical* science! + -- Larry Wall in <10226@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +pos += screamnext[pos] /* does this goof up anywhere? */ + -- Larry Wall in util.c from the perl source code +% +Q. Why is this so clumsy? +A. The trick is to use Perl's strengths rather than its weaknesses. + -- Larry Wall in <8225@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +Randal said it would be tough to do in sed. He didn't say he didn't +understand sed. Randal understands sed quite well. Which is why he +uses Perl. :-) -- Larry Wall in <7874@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +Remember though that +THERE IS NO GENERAL RULE FOR CONVERTING A LIST INTO A SCALAR. + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +s = (char*)(long)retval; /* ouch */ + -- Larry Wall in doio.c from the perl source code +% +signal(i, SIG_DFL); /* crunch, crunch, crunch */ + -- Larry Wall in doarg.c from the perl source code +% +Sorry. My testing organization is either too small, or too large, depending +on how you look at it. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1991Apr22.175438.8564@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov> +% +stab_val(stab)->str_nok = 1; /* what a wonderful hack! */ + -- Larry Wall in stab.c from the perl source code +% +str->str_pok |= SP_FBM; /* deep magic */ +s = (unsigned char*)(str->str_ptr); /* deeper magic */ + -- Larry Wall in util.c from the perl source code +% +Tactical? TACTICAL!?!? Hey, buddy, we went from kilotons to megatons +several minutes ago. We don't need no stinkin' tactical nukes. +(By the way, do you have change for 10 million people?) --lwall +% +That means I'll have to use $ans to suppress newlines now. +Life is ridiculous. + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +The autodecrement is not magical. + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +The only disadvantage I see is that it would force everyone to get Perl. +Horrors. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <8854@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +*** The previous line contains the naughty word "$&".\n +if /(ibm|apple|awk)/; # :-) + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over. + -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug19.041614.6963@netlabs.com> +% +There are many times when you want it to ignore the rest of the string just +like atof() does. Oddly enough, Perl calls atof(). How convenient. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1991Jun24.231628.14446@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov> +% +There are probably better ways to do that, but it would make the parser +more complex. I do, occasionally, struggle feebly against complexity... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <7886@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +There are still some other things to do, so don't think if I didn't fix +your favorite bug that your bug report is in the bit bucket. (It may be, +but don't think it. :-) Larry Wall in <7238@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of +something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit. + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +"The road to hell is paved with melting snowballs." + -- Larry Wall in <1992Jul2.222039.26476@netlabs.com> +% +/* This bit of chicanery makes a unary function followed by +a parenthesis into a function with one argument, highest precedence. */ + -- Larry Wall in toke.c from the perl source code +% +"...this does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather +dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head." +Larry Wall in <1992Aug6.221512.5963@netlabs.com> +% +> This made me wonder, suddenly: can telnet be written in perl? +Of course it can be written in Perl. Now if you'd said nroff, +that would be more challenging... -- Larry Wall +% +Though I'll admit readability suffers slightly... + -- Larry Wall in <2969@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov> +% +tmps_base = tmps_max; /* protect our mortal string */ + -- Larry Wall in stab.c from the perl source code +% +Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to +pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time. + -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug13.192357.15731@netlabs.com> +% +"We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on +when it's necessary to compromise." + -- Larry Wall in <1991Nov13.194420.28091@netlabs.com> +% +/* we have tried to make this normal case as abnormal as possible */ + -- Larry Wall in cmd.c from the perl source code +% +What about WRITING it first and rationalizing it afterwords? :-) + -- Larry Wall in <8162@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +: 1. What is the possibility of this being added in the future? +In the near future, the probability is close to zero. In the distant +future, I'll be dead, and posterity can do whatever they like... :-) --lwall +% +"What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that +people have stopped banging their heads against?" + -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com> +% +When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some +poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. + -- Larry Wall in the perl man page +% +"You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. +You can't even think about them!" + -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +You have to admit that it's difficult to misplace the Perl sources. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <1992Aug26.184221.29627@netlabs.com> +% +Your csh still thinks true is false. Write to your vendor today and tell +them that next year Configure ought to "rm /bin/csh" unless they fix their +blasted shell. :-) -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution +% +You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns? :-) + -- Larry Wall in <7349@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> +% +Well, enough clowning around. Perl is, in intent, a cleaned up and +summarized version of that wonderful semi-natural language known as +"Unix". + -- Larry Wall in <1994Apr6.184419.3687@netlabs.com> +% +Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt. It might seem easy enough, +but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. + +Jurassic Park, that is. + -- Larry Wall in <1994Jun15.074039.2654@netlabs.com> +% +I want to see people using Perl to glue things together creatively, not +just technically but also socially. + -- Larry Wall in <199702111730.JAA28598@wall.org> +% +The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and +bigotry at worst. + -- Larry Wall in <199702111730.JAA28598@wall.org> +% +Unix weanies are as bad at this as anyone. + -- Larry Wall in <199702111730.JAA28598@wall.org> +% +If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to +avoid them. + -- Larry Wall in <199702111730.JAA28598@wall.org> +% +As usual, I'm overstating the case to knock a few neurons loose, but the +truth is usually somewhere in the muddle, uh, middle. + -- Larry Wall in <199702111639.IAA28425@wall.org> +% +Odd that we think definitions are definitive. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org> +% +: But for some things, Perl just isn't the optimal choice. + +(yet) :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org> +% +I don't like this official/unofficial distinction. It sound, er, officious. + -- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org> +% +If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new +witticism just for you. + -- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org> +% +Perl 5 introduced everything else, including the ability to introduce +everything else. + -- Larry Wall in <199702252152.NAA28845@wall.org> +% +So far we've managed to avoid turning Perl into APL. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199702251904.LAA28261@wall.org> +% +Not that I have anything much against redundancy. But I said that already. + -- Larry Wall in <199702271735.JAA04048@wall.org> +% +They can always run stderr through uniq. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199704012331.PAA16535@wall.org> +% +I'd put my money where my mouth is, but my mouth keeps moving. + -- Larry Wall in <199704051723.JAA28035@wall.org> +% +Of course, I reserve the right to make wholly stupid changes to Perl +if I think they improve the language. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199704251604.JAA27300@wall.org> +% +Call me bored, but don't call me boring. + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +I think $[ is more like a coelacanth than a mastadon. + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +: I used to think that this was just another demonstration of Larry's +: enormous skill at pulling off what other people would fail or balk at. + +Well, everyone else knew it was impossible, so they didn't try. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +We question most of the mantras around here periodically, in case +you hadn't noticed. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +(Presuming for the sake of argument that it's even *possible* to design +better code in Perl than in C. :-) + -- Larry Wall on core code vs. module code design +% +: The hierarchy is excessive. + +So is the anarchy. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +That could certainly be done, but I don't want to fall into the Forth +trap, where every running Forth implementation is really a different +language. + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +Tcl long ago fell into the Forth trap, and is now trying desperately to +extricate itself (with some help from Sun's marketing department). + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +The core is not frozen, but slushy. + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +The whole intent of Perl 5's module system was to encourage the growth +of Perl culture rather than the Perl core. + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +Randal can write one-liners again. Everyone is happy, and peace spreads +over the whole Earth. + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we +turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets +screwed. + -- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> +% +No prisoner's dilemma here. Over the long term, symbiosis is more +useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria. + -- Larry Wall in <199705102042.NAA00851@wall.org> +% +Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. + -- Larry Wall on the creation of Perl +% +It's the Magic that counts. + -- Larry Wall on Perl's apparent ugliness +% +May you do Good Magic with Perl. + -- Larry Wall's blessing +% +P.S. Perl's master plan (or what passes for one) is to take over the +world like English did. Er, *as* English did... + -- Larry Wall in <199705201832.LAA28393@wall.org> +% +You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language. :-) + + -- Larry Wall in <199706242038.NAA29853@wall.org> +% +I think you didn't get a reply because you used the terms "correct" and +"proper", neither of which has much meaning in Perl culture. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199706251602.JAA01786@wall.org> +% +I'm sure a mathematician would claim that 0 and 1 are both very +interesting numbers. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org> +% +True, it returns "" for false, but "" is an even more interesting +number than 0. + -- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org> +% +Any false value is gonna be fairly boring in Perl, mathematicians +notwithstanding. + -- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org> +% +We didn't put in ^^ because then we'd have to keep telling people what +it means, and then we'd have to keep telling them why it doesn't short +circuit. :-/ + -- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org> +% +Anybody want a binary telemetry frame editor written in Perl? + -- Larry Wall in <199708012226.PAA22015@wall.org> +% +Most places distinguish them merely by using the appropriate value. +Hooray for context... + -- Larry Wall in <199708040319.UAA16213@wall.org> +% +But then it's a bit odd to think that declaring something int could +actually slow down the program, if it ended up forcing more conversions +back to string. + -- Larry Wall in <199708040319.UAA16213@wall.org> +% +It's possible that I'm just an idiot, and don't recognize a sleepy +slavemaster when I see one. + -- Larry Wall in <199708040319.UAA16213@wall.org> +% +Perhaps I'm missing the gene for making enemies. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199708040319.UAA16213@wall.org> +% +Perl has a long tradition of working around compilers. + -- Larry Wall in <199708252256.PAA00105@wall.org> +% +Personally, I like to defiantly split my infinitives. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199708271551.IAA10211@wall.org> +% +Real theology is always rather shocking to people who already +think they know what they think. I'm still shocked myself. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199708261932.MAA05218@wall.org> +% +But maybe we don't really need that... + -- Larry Wall in <199709011851.LAA07101@wall.org> +% +The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, +after all. + -- Larry Wall in <199709012312.QAA08121@wall.org> +% +The following two statements are usually both true: + +There's not enough documentation. + +There's too much documentation. + -- Larry Wall in <199709020026.RAA08431@wall.org> +% +I don't think I'm gonna agree with that. Way too much visual confusion... + -- Larry Wall in <199709021627.JAA11966@wall.org> +% +There's certainly precedent for that already too. (Not claiming it's +*good* precedent, mind you. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199709021744.KAA12428@wall.org> +% +Of course, this being Perl, we could always take both approaches. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199709021744.KAA12428@wall.org> +% +For the run-time caching, I was going to suggest "cached" (doh!), but +perhaps "once" is more meaningful to ordinary people. + -- Larry Wall in <199709021812.LAA12571@wall.org> +% +The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents that +happen to have decided that the concepts of dynamic scoping and lexical +scoping are orthogonal and should remain that way. + -- Larry Wall in <199709021854.LAA12794@wall.org> +% +At many levels, Perl is a "diagonal" language. + -- Larry Wall in <199709021854.LAA12794@wall.org> +% +I'm serious about thinking through all the possibilities before we +settle on anything. All things have the advantages of their +disadvantages, and vice versa. + -- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> +% +Part of language design is purturbing the proposed feature in various +directions to see how it might generalize in the future. + -- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> +% +Sometimes we choose the generalization. Sometimes we don't. + -- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> +% +I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use +goto either. + -- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> +% +It's appositival, if it's there. And it doesn't have to be there. +And it's really obvious that it's there when it's there. + -- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> +% +Oh, get ahold of yourself. Nobody's proposing that we parse English. + -- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> +% +As with all the other proposals, it's basically just a list of words. +You can deal with that... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> +% +I hope I'm not getting so famous that I can't think out load [sic] anymore. + -- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> +% +It would be possible to optimize some forms of goto, but I haven't +bothered. + -- Larry Wall in <199709041935.MAA27136@wall.org> +% +A "goto" in Perl falls into the category of hard things that should be +possible, not easy things that should be easy. + -- Larry Wall in <199709041935.MAA27136@wall.org> +% +How do Crays and Alphas handle the POSIX problem? + -- Larry Wall in <199709050042.RAA29379@wall.org> +% +One of the reasons Perl is faster than certain other unnamed interpreted +languages is that it binds variable names to a particular package (or +scope) at compile time rather than at run time. + -- Larry Wall in <199709050035.RAA29328@wall.org> +% +Well, that's more-or-less what I was saying, though obviously addition +is a little more cosmic than the bitwise operators. + -- Larry Wall in <199709051808.LAA01780@wall.org> +% +You tell it that it's indicative by appending $!. That's why we made $! +such a short variable name, after all. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199709081801.LAA20629@wall.org> +% +The choice of approaches could be made the responsibility of the +programmer. + -- Larry Wall in <199709081901.MAA20863@wall.org> +% +As someone pointed out, you could have an attribute that says "optimize +the heck out of this routine", and your definition of heck would be a +parameter to the optimizer. + -- Larry Wall in <199709081854.LAA20830@wall.org> +% +I guess what I'm saying is that the croak in question is requiring +agreement (in the linguistic sense) that isn't buying us anything. + -- Larry Wall in <199709241628.JAA08908@wall.org> +% +If you're going to define a shortcut, then make it the base [sic] darn +shortcut you can. + -- Larry Wall in <199709241628.JAA08908@wall.org> +% +It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road +less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a +pleasant day. + -- Larry Wall in <199709241628.JAA08908@wall.org> +% +It's getting harder and harder to think out loud. One of these days +someone's gonna go off and kill Thomas a'Becket for me... + -- Larry Wall in <199709242015.NAA10312@wall.org> +% +I was about to say, "Avoid fame like the plague," but you know, they can +cure the plague with penicillin these days. + -- Larry Wall in <199709242015.NAA10312@wall.org> +% +But the possibility of abuse may be a good reason for leaving +capabilities out of other computer languages, it's not a good reason for +leaving capabilities out of Perl. + -- Larry Wall in <199709251614.JAA15718@wall.org> +% +Oh, wait, that was Randal...nevermind... + -- Larry Wall in <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org> +% +:-) your own self. + -- Larry Wall in <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org> +% +P.S. I suppose I really should be nicer to people today, considering +I'll be singing in Billy Graham's choir tonight... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org> +% +Magically turning people's old scalar contexts into list contexts is a +recipe for several kinds of disaster. + -- Larry Wall in <199709291631.JAA08648@wall.org> +% +: The following (relative to AutoSplit 1.03) attempts to please everyone +: and perhaps pleases no one: + +I think that's way cool. + -- Larry Wall in <199709292015.NAA09627@wall.org> +% +And we can always supply them with a program that makes identical files +into links to a single file. + -- Larry Wall in <199709292012.NAA09616@wall.org> +% +I wasn't recommending that we make the links for them, only provide them +with the tools to do so if they want to take the gamble (or the gambol). + -- Larry Wall in <199709292259.PAA10407@wall.org> +% +This has been planned for some time. I guess we'll just have to find +someone with an exceptionally round tuit. + -- Larry Wall in <199709302338.QAA17037@wall.org> +% + switch (ref $@) { + OverflowError => + +warn "Dam needs to be drained"; + DomainError => + +warn "King needs to be trained"; + NuclearWarError => + +die; + } + -- Larry Wall in <199709302338.QAA17037@wall.org> +% +I surely do hope that's a syntax error. + -- Larry Wall in <199710011752.KAA21624@wall.org> +% +Soitainly. I was assuming that came with the OO-ness of it. + -- Larry Wall in <199710011802.LAA21692@wall.org> +% +Because the demand for it is low enough that it would be best handled +as an XSUB, and the demand for it is low enough that nobody has +bothered to write it as an XSUB. + -- Larry Wall on in-place Perl sorting +% +But that looks a little too much like a declaration for my tastes, when +in fact it isn't one. So forget I mentioned it. + -- Larry Wall in <199710011704.KAA21395@wall.org> +% +I'm not sure whether that's actually useful... + -- Larry Wall in <199710011704.KAA21395@wall.org> +% +Anyway, my money is still on use strict vars . . . + -- Larry Wall in <199710011704.KAA21395@wall.org> +% +By rule #1, 5.005 should always allow localization of lexical @_ . . . + -- Larry Wall in <199710011704.KAA21395@wall.org> +% +I *know* it's weird, but strict vars already comes very, very close to +partitioning the crowd into those who can deal with local lexicals and +those who can't. + -- Larry Wall in <199710050130.SAA04762@wall.org> +% +If you remove stricture from a large Perl program currently, you're just +installing delayed bugs, whereas with this feature, you're installing an +instant bug that's easily fixed. Whoopee. + -- Larry Wall in <199710050130.SAA04762@wall.org> +% +The reason I like hitching a ride on strict vars is that it cuts down +the number of rarely used pragmas people have to remember, yet provides +a way to get to the point where we might, just maybe, someday, make +local lexicals the default for everyone, without having useless pragmas +wandering around various programs, or using up another bit in $^H. + -- Larry Wall in <199710050130.SAA04762@wall.org> +% +I don't think it's worth washing hogs over. + -- Larry Wall in <199710060253.TAA09723@wall.org> +% +It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl +conferences. + -- Larry Wall in <199710071721.KAA19014@wall.org> +% +Tcl tends to get ported to weird places like routers. + -- Larry Wall in <199710071721.KAA19014@wall.org> +% +Historically Tcl has always stored all intermediate results as strings. +(With 8.0 they're rethinking that. Of course, Perl rethought that from +the start.) + -- Larry Wall in <199710071721.KAA19014@wall.org> +% +I knew I'd hate COBOL the moment I saw they'd used "perform" instead of +"do". + -- Larry Wall on a not-so-popular programming language +% +Just don't make the '9' format pack/unpack numbers... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710091434.HAA00838@wall.org> +% +I think that's easier to read. Pardon me. Less difficult to read. + -- Larry Wall in <199710120226.TAA06867@wall.org> +% +That wouldn't be good enough. + -- Larry Wall in <199710131621.JAA14907@wall.org> +% +To ordinary folks, conversion is not always automatic. It's something +that may or may not require explicit assistance. See Billy Graham. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710141738.KAA22289@wall.org> +% +The prayer of serenity applies here. To both of us. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710141802.LAA22443@wall.org> +% +Well, you can implement a Perl peek() with unpack('P',...). Once you +have that, there's only security through obscurity. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710161537.IAA07828@wall.org> +% +It may be possible to get this condition from within Perl if a signal +handler runs at just the wrong moment. Another point for Chip... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710161546.IAA07885@wall.org> +% +As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be +visually distinct. + -- Larry Wall in <199710161841.LAA13208@wall.org> +% +The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, +humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases. + -- Larry Wall in <199710161841.LAA13208@wall.org> +% +That should probably be written: + no !@#$%^&*:@!semicolon + -- Larry Wall in <199710161841.LAA13208@wall.org> +% +That gets us out of deciding how to spell Reg[eE]xp?|RE . . . +Of course, then we have to decide what ref $re returns... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710171838.LAA24968@wall.org> +% +Depends on how you define "always". :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710211647.JAA17957@wall.org> +% +'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses. + -- Larry Wall in <199710211647.JAA17957@wall.org> +% +I was trying not to mention backtracking. Which, of course, means that +yours is "righter" than mine, in a theoretical sense. + -- Larry Wall in <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> +% +Not that I'm against sneaking some notions into people's heads upon +occasion. (Or blasting them in outright.) + -- Larry Wall in <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> +% +(To the extent that anyone but a Prolog programmer can understand \X totally. +(And to the extent that a Prolog programmer can understand "cut". :-)) + -- Larry Wall in <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> +% +But you'll notice Perl has a goto. + -- Larry Wall in <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> +% +Suppose you're working on an optimizer to render \X unnecessary (or +rather, redundant, which isn't the same thing in my book). + -- Larry Wall in <199710211624.JAA17833@wall.org> +% +Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710211959.MAA18990@wall.org> +% +You don't have to wait--you can have it in 5.004_54 or so. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710221740.KAA24455@wall.org> +% +There's something to be said for returning the whole syntax tree. + -- Larry Wall in <199710221833.LAA24741@wall.org> +% +It's not really a rule--it's more like a trend. + -- Larry Wall in <199710221721.KAA24321@wall.org> +% +Double *sigh*. _04 is going onto thousands of CDs even as we speak, +so to speak. + -- Larry Wall in <199710221718.KAA24299@wall.org> +% +The code also assumes that it's difficult to misspell "a" or "b". :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710221731.KAA24396@wall.org> +% +Well, hey, let's just make everything into a closure, and then we'll +have our general garbage collector, installed by "use less memory". + -- Larry Wall in <199710221744.KAA24484@wall.org> +% +No, that'd be silly. + -- Larry Wall in <199710221710.KAA24242@wall.org> +% +People who understand context would be steamed to have someone else +dictating how they can call it. + -- Larry Wall in <199710221710.KAA24242@wall.org> +% +For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words. + -- Larry Wall in <199710221710.KAA24242@wall.org> +% +Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is +left up to the rendering engine. + -- Larry Wall in <199710221710.KAA24242@wall.org> +% +Either approach may give birth to various sorts of monstrosities. + -- Larry Wall in <199710221950.MAA25210@wall.org> +% +The way these things go, there are probably 6 or 8 kludgey ways to do +it, and a better way that involves rethinking something that hasn't +been rethunk yet. + -- Larry Wall in <199710221859.LAA24889@wall.org> +% +Obviously your filters are throwing away mail from Randal. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710221937.MAA25131@wall.org> +% +Beauty? What's that? + -- Larry Wall in <199710221937.MAA25131@wall.org> +% +Oh yeah. Forgot about those. Getting senile, I guess... + -- Larry Wall in <199710261551.HAA17791@wall.org> +% +'Course, I haven't weighed in yet. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710281816.KAA29614@wall.org> +% +I'm afraid my gut level reaction is basically, "'proceed' is cute, but +cute doesn't cut it in the emergency room." + -- Larry Wall in <199710281816.KAA29614@wall.org> +% +I suppose one could claim that an undocumented feature has no +semantics. :-( + -- Larry Wall in <199710290036.QAA01818@wall.org> +% +: How would you disambiguate these situations? + +By shooting the person who did the latter. + -- Larry Wall in <199710290235.SAA02444@wall.org> +% +Yes, we have consensus that we need 64 bit support. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199710291922.LAA07101@wall.org> +% +: - cut in regexps + +I don't think we reached consensus on that. We're still backtracking... + -- Larry Wall in <199710291922.LAA07101@wall.org> +% +Maybe it's time to break that. + -- Larry Wall in <199710311718.JAA19082@wall.org> +% +Boss: You forgot to assign the result of your map! + +Hacker: Dang, I'm always forgetting my assignations... + +Boss: And what's that "goto" doing there?!? + +Hacker: Er, I guess my finger slipped when I was typing "getservbyport"... + +Boss: Ah well, accidents will happen. Maybe we should have picked APL. + -- Larry Wall in <199710311732.JAA19169@wall.org> +% +Perhaps they will have to outlaw sending random lists of words. fee fie +foe foo [sic] + -- Larry Wall in <199710311916.LAA19760@wall.org> +% +Hey, if pi == 3, and three == 0, does that make pi == 0? :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199711011926.LAA25557@wall.org> +% +I think you're letting your knowledge of internals interfere with your +linguistic judgement here. + -- Larry Wall in <199711011949.LAA25651@wall.org> +% +(Never thought I'd be telling Malcolm and Ilya the same thing... :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199711071819.KAA29909@wall.org> +% +And other operators aren't so special syntactically, but weird +in other ways, like "scalar", and "goto". + -- Larry Wall in <199711071749.JAA29751@wall.org> +% +Portability should be the default. + -- Larry Wall in <199711072201.OAA01123@wall.org> +% +Actually, it also looks like we should optimize (13,2,42,8,'hike') into +a pp_padav copy as well. + -- Larry Wall in <199711081945.LAA06315@wall.org> +% +If this were Ada, I suppose we'd just constant fold 1/0 into + + die "Illegal division by zero" + -- Larry Wall in <199711100226.SAA12549@wall.org> +% +Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine? + -- Larry Wall in <199711102149.NAA16878@wall.org> +% +Almost nothing in Perl serves a single purpose. + -- Larry Wall in <199712040054.QAA13811@wall.org> +% +There's some entertainment value in watching people juggle nitroglycerin. + -- Larry Wall in <199712041747.JAA18908@wall.org> +% +Reserve your abuse for your true friends. + -- Larry Wall in <199712041852.KAA19364@wall.org> +% +Er, Tom, I hate to be the one to point this out, but your fix list +is starting to resemble a feature list. You must be human or something. + -- Larry Wall in <199801081824.KAA29602@wall.org> +% +It's hard to tune heavily tuned code. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199801141725.JAA07555@wall.org> +% +Perl will always provide the null. + -- Larry Wall in <199801151818.KAA14538@wall.org> +% +It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199801151836.KAA14656@wall.org> +% +Well, I think Perl should run faster than C. :-) + -- Larry Wall in <199801200306.TAA11638@wall.org> +% +To Perl, or not to Perl, that is the kvetching. + -- Larry Wall in <199801200310.TAA11670@wall.org> +% |