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diff --git a/local/share/fortune/ideas b/local/share/fortune/ideas deleted file mode 100644 index 4733e08..0000000 --- a/local/share/fortune/ideas +++ /dev/null @@ -1,297 +0,0 @@ -Watchmen in minetown should get angry when you lock them in a room--if they see you close the door, and it gets locked, they assume you did it. (Unless they should be given keys?) - -- JoshJ -% -Armor that stores: To carry mass amounts of items around, shove some of your horded treasure into a piece of armor and let your pet wear it. Thus Yarzok the Elvenking can lug your entire supply of dilithium crystals to the Astral Plane for you! - -- TheShrewdDude -% -New conduct "virgin" -- broken when the player consorts with a foocubus. Unicorns are more likely to be peaceful around virgins and will not try so hard to stay out of gem-throwing lines. - -- Yui -% -gas spores should propel levitators to the wall in a straight line upon exploding. (zoom!) - -- mathx -% -If you're hallucinating when reading an uncursed scroll of genocide, it should tell you that it wiped out your role just to mess with you. - -- aioli -% -vegetarians are immune to heart attacks - -- onlawn -% -Pooping in a sink should be -3 to luck. - -- aioli -% -when hallucinating, a heart attack is identified with the message "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!" - -- onlawn -% -worms use [pass through] secret doors without identifying the secret passage - -- onlawn -% -There should be a conduct "virgin" or "chaste" for if you've never had sex with a foocubus. - -- aioli -% -email randomly spawns worms? - -- onlawn -% -Thou shalt have sex with a bonobo to genocide people DAT IZ, BRUTHA deletedly thubvert thtupid or indigent IKEAs. (WOW, SO USEFUL) - -- aristotle73 -% -There should be three stooges uniques in nethack! ROFL!! - -- aioli -% -Some kind of "virgin" conduct where you never consort with a succubus incubus or nymph - -- Eidolos -% -Get nethack to adjust the screen size to ttyrec so I can get it to work on my vic-20. - -- assended -% -I really think that quaffing see invisible should cure blindness. I mean, think about it. It makes sense. - -- aioli -% -^^ rename it to potion of see visible - -- Eidolos -% -Rodney should be responsive - -- Eidolos -% -Eidolos should not be allowed near Rodney. - -- Eidolos -% -People should get shot for playing with ??ideas. Wait... damn. *shoots self* - -- Dentarthurdent_ -% -It would be cool if the game kept track of whether or not you've consorted with an incubus or succubus. - -- aioli -% -There should be a conduct under which you can only eat organic, fair-trade food. Breaking this conduct loses some score. Help promote global consciousness! - -- lament -% -Sokoban level - -- Eidolos -% -How about adding a graphical interface? ASCII graphics are decades old, and annoying to watch. - -- lament -% -A player class based on Norse mythology. - -- lament -% -ARISTOTLE $1S. - -- aristotle73 -% -donut shaped boulders - -- Eidolos -% -zapping a wand of digging at a boulders make a donut-shaped boulder. - -- aioli -% -casting stone to flesh at a donut-shaped bouder makes a huge meat ring (huge meat belt?) - -- assended -% -eating a huge meat ring while poly'd into an Incubus should trigger the message "I've eaten bigger". - -- Rapidfire -% -A huge meat ring, if fireproof, can be used as a life preserver in lava. - -- aioli -% -Players should be able to sacrifice themselves. - -- lament -% -Confused scroll of earth make donut shaped boulders - -- Eidolos -% -Klein bottles. When attempting to quaff from one, a message appears: "That is a Klein bottle, not a potion!" - -- lament -% -DONUT SHAPED BOULDER GOLEMS - -- doy -% -Your z-score is this avg rank/sqrt(#games) - -- Crassworm -% -Maybe yafm when a caveman makes a donut-shaped boulder - -- jmr -% -attempting to polypile large amounts of donut-shaped boulders might make a donut-shaped boulder golem - -- aioli -% -Stone to flesh wand - -- Eidolos -% -Zapping a wand of stone to flesh at a donut-shaped boulder golem makes donut-shaped meat golems - -- Eidolos -% -Flesh to stone wand zapped confused at a cockatrice turns it into a greased donut-shaped golem. - -- Crassworm -% -The stone to flesh wand is immune from turning into a meat stick - -- aioli -% -Zapping flesh to stone at a cursed meat stick while confused produces a stone dildo. - -- Crassworm -% -Zapping a rope to fish wand at a rope golem turns it into several (amount depends on dungeon level) fishy monsters - -- lament -% -Genociding monsters that are already extinct should do something - -- Eidolos -% -New class: surfer - -- aioli -% -wand of flesh to stone - -- Eidolos -% -There should be a YAFM for genociding surfers - -- aioli -% -wand of calculate z-score - -- Crassworm -% -tin of altoids - -- Eidolos -% -Throwing wooden items at the Oracle should make YAFM about woodchuckers. - -- assended -% -Better yet, throwing wooden items while poly'd into a woodchuck. - -- Dentarthurdent_ -% -new extended command #sniff for magic markers, makes you hallucinate for 2d35 turns - -- Eidolos -% -eating a tin of altoids cancels the effect against undead of having eaten garlic recently - -- aioli -% -Adding an altoid to a potion of coke makes an explosion, damaging you for 4d5 - -- Crassworm -% -you should be able to genocide/revgeno items - -- Eidolos -% -Potion of lube: mixing a flesh-to-stoned meatstick with one produces a +3 dildo and summons a succubus - -- Crassworm -% -PVC pipes - -- Eidolos -% -Way to access ideas entry from the game - -- Crassworm -% -hamsters - -- doy -% -a wand of coitus interruptus - -- aioli -% -Sacrificing a giant meat ring on the neutral high altar should have a yafm - -- Eidolos -% -ducks - -- assended -% -ducktape - -- assended -% -polymorphing a duck corpse makes duck tape. - -- aioli -% -People should stop submitting ideas that consist of "$foo should have YAFM". At least come up with a message yourself, doofi. - -- Dentarthurdent_ -% -implement real-time pinball as a replacement for sokoban - -- Crassworm -% -fort ludios should have even more dragons - -- Eidolos -% -implement tetris as a replacement for real time pinball - -- doy -% -tin of spam - -- assended -% -What about a new conduct: "You never had sex" - -- aioli -% -Cursed hats should sometimes have smaller hats inside them. recursively. - -- Eidolos -% -The final score listing should mock one who has extincted puddings. 'A chior sings out: "Farmer!" - -- jmr -% -If you're not wearing pants by the time you get to minetown, the guards should detain you for indecent exposure. - -- Crassworm -% -Cursed Worms should have smaller worms inside them, recursively - -- Rapidfire -% -Opening a tin of worm meat should have a yafm - -- Eidolos -% -YAFM list - -- assended -% -spellbook of create familiar should teleport you back to a dungeon level you've fully explored - -- Eidolos -% -Monks should be able to run across lava barefoot as a test of skill and courage - -- Crassworm -% -Dune references - -- aioli -% -Adding a YAFM should produce a smaller YAFM inside then, recursively - -- jsn- -% -convert Bag of holding to bag of tricks by filling it with corpses and zapping with turn undead. - -- assended -% -Expand the foodless conduct - -- Eidolos -% -After ants and snakes have been geno'd/extincted, priests should summon donut-shaped meat golems - -- Eidolos -% -new role: mentat - -- Eidolos -% -sudokuban - -- Eidolos -% -Crossword puzzles! - -- Crassworm -% -scroll of random uselessness like from crawl, also butterflies - -- Eidolos -% -Arrows should have a malus when fighting donut-shaped * golems. - -- aioli -% -Oh right. I understand the problem. NOW that we got explicit rules, common sense is not applicable anymore, right? - -- anselmus -% -more information about hacking networks - -- doy -% -Lasers - -- Eidolos -% -Shooting lasers at boulders should make large donut shaped boulders - -- doy -% -Golem golem: if you zap a /oPoly at a line of three or more golems they merge and become a supergolem! - -- alphamale -% -An elaborate laser/mirror puzzle - -- HMSbatman -% -Sharks in the castle moat should shoot Frickin' Lasers - -- Rapidfire -% -death star - -- Eidolos -% -frickin jedis - -- DainDwarf -% -if you have exactly 7777 hp you should enter 7777 mode where every hit does 7777 damage - -- Eidolos -% |