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-   That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't
-good enough for me! I demand euphoria!	-- Calvin
+That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness 
+isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and
-inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and
-impenetrable fog!  -- Calvin
+The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure 
+reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be 
+an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.  Hobbes: What's
-misunderstood about you?  Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.  -- Calvin
+Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
+Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
+Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
 %
-   Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test.  -- Calvin
+Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Calvin: Can you make a living playing silly games?  His Dad: Actually, you
-can be among the most overpaid people on the planet.
+Calvin: Can you make a living playing silly games?
+His Dad: Actually, you can be among the most overpaid people on the 
+         planet.
 %
-   If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it
-again.  -- Calvin
+If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it 
+again.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real
-application in life.  -- Calvin
+The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no 
+real application in life.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best
-of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and
-refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their
-heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles!  -- Calvin
+Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the 
+best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for 
+principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any 
+whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into 
+principles!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in
-the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.  -- Calvin
+Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists 
+elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
-		  -- Calvin
+It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
-		  -- Calvin
+The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Calvin: Know what I pray for?  Hobbes: What?  Calvin: The strength to change
-what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell
-the difference.  -- Calvin
+Calvin: Know what I pray for?
+Hobbes: What?
+Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what 
+        I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
 %
-   I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to
-seriously re-examine your life.  -- Calvin
+I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to 
+seriously re-examine your life.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands
-sacrifice!  -- Calvin
+But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He 
+demands sacrifice!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
-		  -- Calvin
+It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
-		  -- Calvin
+Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Hobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe?  
-   Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!
+Hobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe?  
+Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!
 %
-   If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then
-it's probably not worth knowing anyway.  -- Calvin
+If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, 
+then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!
-		  -- Calvin
+Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each
-other's dreams, we can play together all night.	  -- Calvin
+I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each 
+other's dreams, we can play together all night.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ...
-		  -- Hobbes
+This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen 
+...
+		-- Hobbes
 %
-   You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
-		  -- Calvin
+You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   YAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL!
-		  -- Calvin
+YAAH! DEATH TO OATMEAL!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
-		  -- Calvin
+From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ...
-Procrastinating and rationalizing.  -- Calvin
+I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my 
+life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Reality continues to ruin my life.
-		  -- Calvin
+Reality continues to ruin my life.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts.
-I wonder why we think faster than we speak.  Hobbes: Probably so we can think
-twice.
+Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my 
+thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak.
+Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
 %
-   I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
-		  -- Calvin
+I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Is it a right to remain ignorant?
-		  -- Calvin
+Is it a right to remain ignorant?
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less
-distraction.	  -- Calvin
+I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less 
+distraction.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in?  
-   Calvin: Denial.  
-   Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...
+Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in?  
+Calvin: Denial.  
+Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...
 %
-   What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody
-ever asks to see 'em?  -- Calvin
+What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if 
+nobody ever asks to see 'em?
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   My life needs a rewind/erase button.
-		  -- Calvin
+My life needs a rewind/erase button.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely
-pointless.	  -- Calvin
+Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely
+pointless.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
-		  -- Calvin
+You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't 
+help.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
-trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the
-magnitude of it.	  -- Calvin
+I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a 
+cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really 
+comprehend the magnitude of it.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Susie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work.  
-   Calvin: So?  
-   Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned.  
-   Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that.
+Susie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work.
+Calvin: So?
+Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned.
+Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that.
 %
-   If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
-		  -- Calvin
+If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MY
-TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, Calvin."
-("She's on to me.")
+"MOM, CAN I SET FIRE TO MY BED MATTRESS?" "No, Calvin." "CAN I RIDE MY 
+TRICYCLE ON THE ROOF?" "No, Calvin." "Then can I have a cookie?" "No, 
+Calvin." ("She's on to me.")
 %
-   I like to say "quark"! Quark, quark, quark, quark!
-		  -- Calvin
+I like to say "quark"! Quark, quark, quark, quark!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the
-slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.	  -- Calvin
+I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the 
+slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get
-used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free
-country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how I
-am - Take it or leave it!	  -- Calvin
+For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just 
+get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! 
+It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I 
+want! This is how I am - Take it or leave it!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability to
-accept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference.	  -- Calvin
+Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability 
+to accept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
-		  -- Calvin
+As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   If we don't all watch the same TV, what will keep our culture homogeneous?
-		  -- Calvin
+If we don't all watch the same TV, what will keep our culture 
+homogeneous?
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic
-co-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept any
-responsibility for my actions.	  -- Calvin
+My behaviour is addictive functioning in a disease process of toxic 
+co-dependency. I need holistic healing and wellness before I'll accept 
+any responsibility for my actions.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   My family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me.  Consequently
-I'm not self actualized.	  -- Calvin
+My family is dysfunctional and my parents won't empower me. 
+Consequently I'm not self actualized.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Nothing I do is my fault.
-		  -- Calvin
+Nothing I do is my fault.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Why should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don't
-deserve it.	  -- Calvin
+Why should I have to work for everything? It's like saying that I don't 
+deserve it.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cow
-and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze
-'em!"?	  -- Calvin
+Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a 
+cow and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things 
+when I squeeze 'em!"?
+		-- Calvin
+%
+Hobbes: What if the public doesn't like your work?
+Calvin: They are not supposed to like it. This is avant-garde stuff!
+         I'm criticizing the low brows who can't appreciate great art
+         like this!
 %
-   Hobbes : What if the public doesn't like your work?  
-   Calvin : They are not supposed to like it. This is avant-garde stuff!  
-            I'm criticizing the low brows who can't appreciate great art 
-            like this!
+I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the 
+slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the
-slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.	  -- Calvin
+The dame was hysterical. Dames usually are.
+		-- Calvin as Tracer Bullet
+%
+Thank you. before I begin, I'd like everyone to notice that my report 
+is in a professional, clear plastic binder... When a report looks this 
+good, you know it'll get an A. That's a tip kids. Write it down.
+		-- Calvin
+%
+Calvin: I think we have got enough information now, don't you?
+Hobbes: All we have is one "fact" that you made up.
+Calvin: That's plenty. By the time we add an introduction, a few
+        illustrations and a conclusion, it'll look like a graduate 
+        thesis.
 %
-   The dame was hysterical. Dames Usually are.  -- Calvin as Tracer Bullet
+Wormwood: Calvin, how about you?
+Calvin: Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.
 %
-   Thank you. before I begin, I'd like everyone to notice that my report is in
-a professional, clear plastic binder...When a report looks this good, you know
-it'll get an A. That's a tip kids. Write it down.	  -- Calvin
+If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the 
+image we need to create for you is "repentant but learning".
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Calvin : I think we have got enough information now, don't you?  
-   Hobbes : All we have is one "fact" that you made up.  
-   Calvin : That's plenty. By the time we add an introduction, a few 
-            illustrations and a conclusion, it'll look like a graduate thesis.
+"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned father 
+inconsolable - demands recount!"
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Wormwood : Calvin, how about you?  
-   Calvin : Hard to say ma'am. I think my cerebellum just fused.
+Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then 
+suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is 
+too late to change anything.
+		-- Calvin
+%
+Sometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We are so busy watching 
+out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take the time to enjoy 
+where we are.
+		-- Calvin
+%
+Hobbes: Well, you still have afternoons and weekends.
+Calvin: That's when I watch TV.
 %
-   If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the image
-we need to create for you is "repentant but learning".	  -- Calvin
+Hobbes: Shouldn't we read the instructions?
+Calvin: Do I look like a sissy?
 %
-   "Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned father
-inconsolable - demands recount!"	  -- Calvin
+You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be 
+cool if you don't have an attitude.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly
-we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. But it is too late to change
-anything.	  -- Calvin
+Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Sometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We are so busy watching out for
-what's just ahead of us that we don't take the time to enjoy where we are.
-		  -- Calvin
+Sometimes one should just look at things and think about things without 
+doing things.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Hobbes : Well, you still have afternoons and weekends 
-   Calvin : That's when I watch TV.
+What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with lassie? A melon-collie 
+baby! Get it?? HA HA HA OH OH HA HA!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Hobbes : Shouldn't we read the instructions?  
-   Calvin : Do I look like a sissy?
+Hobbes: How is the diorama coming along?
+Calvin: I'm almost finished.
+Hobbes: I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in?
+Calvin: See the cotton balls I glued down?
+Hobbes: Yeah?
+Calvin: The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds
+        of dust!
 %
-   You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be cool
-if you don't have an attitude.	  -- Calvin
+It must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that 
+men are bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women.  
+Really, if you are a girl, what would make you go on living?
+		-- Calvin, Dictator-For-Life, of GROSS (Get Rid Of 
+		   Slimy girlS) 
 %
-   Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?
-		  -- Calvin
+There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Sometimes one should just look at things and think about things without
-doing things.	  -- Calvin
+Golly, I'd hate to have a kid like me!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with lassie?  A melon-collie
-baby! Get it?? HA HA HA OH OH HA HA!	  -- Calvin
+This is so cool I've to go to the bathroom.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Hobbes : How is the diorama coming along?  
-   Calvin : I'm almost finished.
-   Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in?  
-   Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down?  
-   Hobbes : Yeah?  
-   Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds 
-            of dust!
+I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a 
+cruel trick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend 
+the magnitude of it.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   It must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that men
-are bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women.  Really, if you
-are a girl, what would make you go on living?  --Calvin, Dictator-For-Life, of
-GROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS) 
+Dad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my 
+accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way 
+compensate for all the opportunities you botched?
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
-		  -- Calvin
+If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't care 
+nothing matters so you are never upset.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Golly, I'd hate to have a kid like me!
-			  -- Calvin
+Life is full of surprises but never when you need one.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   This is so cool I've to go to the bathroom.
-			  -- Calvin
+I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and 
+happiness.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
-trick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude
-of it.	  -- Calvin
+"The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in Dick and 
+Jane: A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here 
+I come.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Dad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my
-accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for
-all the opportunities you botched ?	  -- Calvin
+Miss Wormwood: Calvin where was the Byzantine empire?  
+Calvin: I'll take "outer planets" for $100.
 %
-   If you care, you just get disappointed all the time. If you don't care
-nothing matters so you are never upset.	  -- Calvin
+How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Life is full of surprises but never when you need one.
-			  -- Calvin
+I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and
-happiness.	  -- Calvin
+Be careful or be road-kill.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "The dynamics of inter-being and mono logical imperatives in Dick and Jane :
-A study in psychic transrelational gender modes". Academia, here I come.
-		  -- Calvin
+A good compromise leaves everyone mad.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Miss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire?  
-   Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100.
+Given that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the 
+point of learning about integers?
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
-		  -- Calvin
+Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have a 
+little discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism 
+ought to be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I thrive on change... I thrive on making other people change.
-		  -- Calvin
+The only skills I have patience to learn are those that have no real 
+application in life.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   Be careful or be road-kill.
-		  -- Calvin
+You don't get to be mom if you can't fix everything just right.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   A good compromise leaves everyone mad.
-		  -- Calvin
+Calvin: Who can fathom the feminine mind?
+Hobbes: I like 'em anyway.
 %
-   Given that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point of
-learning about integers?	  -- Calvin
+If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it.
+		-- Hobbes
 %
-   Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have a
-little discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought
-to be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful.
-		  -- Calvin
+Summer is butter on your chin and corn mush between every tooth.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   The only skills I have patience to learn are those that have no real
-application in life.	  -- Calvin
+If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things less 
+efficiently.
+		-- Calvin's dad
 %
-   "You don't get to be mom if you can't fix everything just right." -Calvin
+To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "Who can fathom the feminine mind?" -Calvin "I like `em anyway" -Hobbes
+Susie: When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
+Calvin: I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add 
+        some lemons of your own!
 %
-   "If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it." -Hobbes
+If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they 
+are?
+		-- Hobbes
 %
-   "Summer is butter on your chin and corn mush between every tooth." -Calvin
+But the important thing is persistence.
+		-- Calvin trying to juggle eggs
 %
-   "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things less
-efficiently." -Calvin's dad
+I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible." -Calvin
+Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely 
+pointless.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade." -Susie "I say, when life gives
-you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!" -Calvin
+It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"
--Hobbes
+Oops, I always forget the purpose of competition is to divide people 
+into winners and losers.
+		-- Hobbes being sarcastic
 %
-   "But the important thing is persistence." -Calvin trying to juggle eggs
+Someday I'll write my own philosophy book.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment."
--Calvin
+Some things don't need the thought people give them.
+		-- Hobbes
 %
-   "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely
-pointless." -Calvin
+Mom knows EVERYTHING!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep." -Calvin
+I'm a simple man with complex tastes.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "Oops, I always forget the purpose of competition is to divide people into
-winners and losers." -Hobbes being sarcastic
+Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "Someday I'll write my own philosophy book." -Calvin
+One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and 
+therefore more intense.
+		-- Calvin sniffing mustard
 %
-   "Some things don't need the thought people give them."  -Hobbes
+It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion of 
+ideas.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "Mom knows EVERYTHING"  -Calvin
+That's the problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists 
+trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "I'm a simple man with complex tastes."  -Calvin
+All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at 
+once.
+		-- Hobbes
 %
-   "Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality."
--Calvin
+I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we 
+couldn't react to a lot of life.
+		-- Hobbes
 %
-   "One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and therefore
-more intense."  -Calvin sniffing mustard
+I don't understand this!  Not a single part of my horoscope came true! 
+... The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come 
+true.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion of
-ideas."  -Calvin
+I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that 
+the price is always so low.
+		-- Calvin
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-   "That's the problem with science.  You've got a bunch of empiricists trying
-to describe things of unimaginable wonder." -Calvin
+I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
+		-- Calvin
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-   "All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once."
--Hobbes
+It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things.
+		-- Calvin
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-   "I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't
-react to a lot of life."  -Hobbes
+That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or 
+oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "I don't understand this!  Not a single part of my horoscope came true!  ...
-The paper should print Mom's daily predictions.  Those sure come true."
--Calvin
+As a math atheist, I think I should be excused from this.
+		-- Calvin, to Hobbes
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-   "I don't know which is worse,  ...that everyone has his price, or that the
-price is always so low."  -Calvin
+This game lends itself to certain abuses.
+		-- Calvin
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-   "I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside."
-              --- Calvin
+I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things.
-              --- Calvin
+I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you
-   or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV."
-              --- Calvin
+A voice crackles in Calvin's radio:
+	"Enemy fighters at two o'clock!"
+	"Roger. What should I do until then?"
 %
-   As a math atheist, I think I should be excused from this.
-              --- Calvin, to Hobbes
+I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow 
+on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   This game lends itself to certain abuses.
-              --- Calvin
+My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise spectral 
+release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept.
-              --- Calvin
+That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of 
+empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I have plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it.
-              --- Calvin
+Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone.
+		-- Hobbes
 %
-   A voice crackles in Calvin's radio:
-   "Enemy fighters at two o'clock!"
-   "Roger. What should I do until then?"
+The inside of my head was exploding with fireworks. Fortunately, my 
+last thought turned out the lights when it left.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow
-   on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?
-              --- Calvin
+Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I 
+believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise
-   spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!"  --- Calvin
+Verbing weirds language.
+		-- Calvin
 %
-   "That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of
-   empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
-              --- Calvin
-%
-   "Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone."
-              --- Hobbes
-%
-   "The inside of my head was exploding with fireworks. Fortunately,
-   my last thought turned out the lights when it left."
-              --- Calvin
-%
-   "Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I
-   believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
-              --- Calvin
-%
-   Verbing weirds language.
-              --- Calvin.
-%
-   "The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet!
-   ..our hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly
-   frequently.."              --- Calvin and Hobbes
+The intrepid Spaceman Spiff is stranded on a distant planet! ...our 
+hero ruefully acknowledges that this happens fairly frequently...
+		-- Calvin as Spaceman Spiff